work on your online class for 15 minutes, shop online for an hour

i quit, this is getting ridiculous so i’m going to the stupid doctors, probably gonna end up back on birth control, should be fantastic

also i’m bidding on coins from nazi germany 

I look forward to being older. I completely intend to shop online when I’m drunk. Then, a week later, some package will arrive in the mail, and I’ll be like, “Oh! A gift! From me? You shouldn’t have.”

things dogs are good for

• cuddling
• conversation
• dancing
• unrestrained enthusiasm
• guarding the house at night
• exercise 
• comfort when you’re sad
• unconditional love

things cats are good for

• kneading on your bladder when you really have to pee

Warning: this post is a bit feely. I apologize.

Awhile back, one of my old teachers asked me what I live for. At the time, I didn’t have much of an answer, but I’ve been thinking about it. Generally speaking, I don’t really like to think about things (it rarely ends well), but I’ve had a lot of time to do it lately, and it’s been kind of unavoidable. 

Sometimes everything starts to build up in my head, one thing at a time, and all of a sudden I feel completely hollow. Like everything good is gone and everything bad got heavier. And I’m alone in my car with the radio off thinking, “How did I spend months of my life feeling like this every damn day?” and all I want is for that empty feeling to go away and I’m scared that it won’t and I’ll spend the next year fighting just to get out of bed and participate in life.

And then I take a deep breath, and I feel perfectly okay again. I think that that’s what I live for. That split second when “everything is wrong” becomes “everything is going to be okay.” 

today i spent $.01 on brand new earbuds off of ebay

good thing the shipping cost $4.99

Steve is great.